Ans (quoting from wang zhuo): Muscle!!

Question: What should you do with this guy?

Ans: read the tag he's holding in the photo below (click on the photo to view the bigger pic if you need to)

没有了黄金左手，我们还有逸昆！！

The 3 guys with MUSCLES!!!

No comments... (too frozen to give any)

The stick figure twins doing work (actually no work is done since distance traveled in dir of force=0.00000000000000m)

Here's the other pair of twins

Yuyu's very cool expression

Question: In this materialistic world, how can you make a primary school girl cry and then stop crying?

Ans:

First:

then:

And finally, this is how you should be eating your ice cream (correction, do not use your right hand to block, let it drip!)